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SUPRISE! Elektra sucks.   
05:53pm 24/01/2005
 
mood: I WANT MY FREE ADMISSION BACK
music: Carcass- Heartwork
Well I saw Elektra today. Wow, I want my 3 free movie passes back. That's how bad it was. I want my free admission back. I should've been paid to see that movie. It was only really cool because my two friends and I had the theater completely to ourselves. Can you say Mystery Science Theatre 3000? And we didn't half ass it either. Our comments were MST3K quality. Because we're intellectual douchebags and it's what we do. We would've pissed the hell off of people if they were there, but there was absolutely not a single person in that theater besides us 3, which boosted the movie experience tenfold. Besides, if anyone was actually getting into that piece of crap and upset that we were somehow ruining Elektra for them, they deserve to have their days ruined. I mean, I get pissed off as much as anyone when someone talks during a movie, but this thing wasn't worth anyone's attention. Lesson well learned: Just because a movie is based off a comic book, doesn't necessarily mean it's going to be good. Hell, it should probably be a sign that it's going to suck. Spider-Man Uno and Dos? A-ok. Punisher? No complaints here. X-Men Ein and Zwei? Not bad. Hulk, Blade, Daredevil and Elektra? I demand somebody's friggin head for those insults to cinema.		  
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JAGERMEISTER TOUR 2004!!   
02:07pm 14/11/2004
 
mood: energetic
music: Slayer- Raining Blood
Oh my god, just incredible. You cannot begin to comprehend just how cool a show like this was. The only bad part being special guest "Q" or something, which totally blew, worst band I've ever seen perform ever without exaggeration.Friends and I were yelling shit like "take your top off". And it was heard pretty well because... no one was cheering. Huuur.

Mastodon was brutal brutal stuff. Props to them, but it's just a really good hardcore band you know? Can't really say much. Never been a Killswitch Engage fan, but god damn can they play a show. I mean? Talented musicians and all, they rock at what they do, the crowd loves them, I gave love like everyone else with those just insane pits... but... hate them. Hahahaha. There message sucks and I don't enjoy their music, just that simple. But I grinned and bear it, because everyone was into it, and I'm not one to mouth off and get cold stares from 5,000+ people.

And then of course came to Slayer. Oh man, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE KILLED, but in a good way if that makes any sense. I was just down in the pits the whole time and just kept getting beat and beat and beat and beat on over and over with my big hulking ass being thrown around and now I'm MESSED UP. So eventually my entire body became just totally shot, joints quit, and it was all I could do to keep standing and watching these awesome gods of metal perform. Also having to hold off the occasional flailer while I was at it. Oh man, even as I'm typing this I'm hurting like crazy. But really, it's just so amazing. It feels good, the aggression has all been taken out. You feel the same after a vigorous workout, you're hurting, but it feels awesome.

Now I was real close to everything, as everybody wants to be. But a good spot comes at a price. You will be thrown around and squeezed in and incapable of breathing and shoved off and all sorts of gay shit. You have to throw the phrase "personal space" to the wind when trying to get that close to the band, because you will be surrounded by big stinky fat scenesters who wreak something awful due to their sweat mixing with their Axe bodyspray or whatever. And just I'd like to throw this out. All of you guys right now? If you put money into deodarant bodyspray and wear it? You're a damn fool alright. No argument, you're a flat-out retard. It smells alright for maybe 3 minutes then the rest of the day it BAM mixes with your BO you're a wreaking piece of sour-smelling shiza. Just get some roll-on deodorant, and make us all a much happier race as human beings okay? If you were brainwashed by thinking all women will now find your big dumb ugly ass irresistable beyond belief because you drench yourself in spray that comes in a $5 can you got at CVS, it's okay. I'm sure we all were for a little while. But now that the truth is out, so don't get it anymore.

So yeah, there might be metal concerts in my future. But no more god damn pits. I've been through the psychopathic crowd of all psychopathic crowds tonight, I'm lucky I didn't break my neck, and I've had about as much fun as I can ever possibly bear man.		  
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